whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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