Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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