Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize