Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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