We won't sleep together?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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