No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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