i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
