the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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