This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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