It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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