Buhtt sex?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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