yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You have to summon your inner elephant
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
