I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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