But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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