Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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