Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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