The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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