I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
