remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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