Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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