its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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