id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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