Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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