have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
