i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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