How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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