well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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