all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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