Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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