He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
it's like heaven, but drunker
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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