I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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