She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
send nudes
from the living room?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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