worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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