I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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