The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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