A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I don't think brook has ever known best
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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