Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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