Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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