Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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