i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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