When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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