do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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