I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Umm I'm too high to move.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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