The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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