Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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