i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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