They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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