He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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