If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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