All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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