i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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