I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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