he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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