We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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