The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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