Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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