why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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